Opprettet 11/10/2006 10:27:11 AM
Sist oppdatert 11/10/2006 10:27:11 AM
DRAMATIC LIFESTYLE CHANGES
How would a move from Real Madrid to Blackburn Rovers change the life of David Beckham?
-Swapping the Bernabéu bowl for open-cornered Ewood Park would mean switching from Golden Balls to Brass Balls
-He would forgo the Prado for the Blackburn Museum and Art Gallery
-He may notice a difference in interest between Real (80,000 against Dynamo Kiev) and Blackburn (13,000 against FC Basle)
-He would improve his chances of winning a trophy
-He could have hairstyle competitions with Tugay Kerimoglu and Robbie Savage, two other midfield players who have worn ponytails
-Beckham would have to get used not to being the only right winger called David B because he would join David Bentley
-It would save the English paparazzi a fortune on travel expenses
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